Silicon vs. Tanana Valley

Silicon Valley Pros:
*Cushy creature comforts at job environment (e.g., instant hot water spigot in office kitchen for tea, big cushy chair, desk, and office supplies)
*Money
*Fresh tomatoes
*General efficiency of living pace

Silicon Valley Cons:
*Traffic
*10-hour workday on first day of work
*Scary aggressive drivers
*General big city malaise

Tanana Valley Pros:
*Little sled dog as handmaiden
*Snow
*Long walks in the woods
*Blueberries

Tanana Valley Cons:
*Ice
*Flaccid broccoli
*Ice
*Ice