Bear mauls Alaska man who gave it barbecue meat
I heard this one on the radio this morning:
Fairbanks man on motorized shopping cart charged with DUI
"A 63-year-old man attempting to drive a motorized shopping cart into the parking lot of a Fairbanks grocery store was arrested and charged with driving under the influence of alcohol on Wednesday night... One Fred Meyer employee told police that Moses driving drunk on the cart is an ongoing problem in the store and Moses has tried to run store employees over in the past when they have attempted to stop him on the cart... When he was stopped, Moses had a box of Betty Crocker’s cake mix and a box of chocolate chip cookies in the basket of the cart. The store employees said he had not paid for them... Moses did not have any money to pay for the food and was subsequently charged with third-degree theft."
Apparently there are bears around the Eklutna lake.
ReplyDeleteMost likely bears are near ALL lakes because they drink water too.
Please keep this in mind.
Beware the bears
ReplyDeletein your hair
or maybe in your underwear.
I don't care
if you're not scared,
but I myself
avoid the bears.
Did you write that? Funny funny :)
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