Mr. Moose Mitten is unimpressed!
In the past two weeks, I have dropped over $300 on new butt-preserving strategies, including:
* New Carhartts (sans holes!)
* New silk long underwear (again, my old ones were puka pants!)
* New fleece base layer pants
* New lined shell pants
* Wool briefs
Since then, I have run, walked, and skied at -40, and my okole has frozen 0 times.
Whoever said that money can't buy happiness clearly is not unhappy to have a frozen bum!
2 comments:
pooka pants, ha haahaha!
For years I thought there was such a thing as a pooka shellfish because we'd find these ring-like barnacle shells on the beach - pooka shells. But then I realized one day what my mom was -really- saying.
You are a funny girl. Glad you bought new equipment. Be safe and take good care of yourself. Thank you.
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