Conversation #1:
"You're probably gonna start having kids soon."
Uhhh... no. (Bless him, he obviously thought I was a 20-something newlywed.)
"Then in a few years."
Uhhh... no.
"Then you will adopt."
Maybe.
"Okay! That's why I tell you these stories! So you can pass 'em on!"
:~D
Conversation #2:
Uncle, I saw the teams taking off from Tanana on their way to Fur Rondy.
"You gonna go race?"
No... I don't race. I keep dogs on my couch.
"Oh... you gonna go watch?"
No... I... don't like Anchorage.
"I don't like Anchorage either. In Anchorage, you walk down the street, you say hello to people, they ignore you."
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