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Monday, November 15, 2010

Notes from here and there

1. Breaking news from the front page of the Minor News: Moose tangles self in rope, is freed by policeman

2. My avocado seed, beginning its new life as an Alaskan tropical tree:


We got several inches of fresh snow last night! Yay!


Pumpkin, kale, and crumbled sausage soup:


I confess that like many cabin dwellers, I do not make a high priority of actually going to the outhouse, which is down a slippery slope. I tend to pee wherever I can safely skitter to in my house slippers. The girls have made it their job to escort me outside. They've even expanded their vocabulary to accommodate: When I tell them, "I have to pee," they beat me to the door. Anyway, lately they've gotten lazy. They just walk to the edge of the porch, leeeeeean around, and supervise me from a distance. When they stand on the porch before I've swept it off, their paws melt perfect paw prints into ice. When I later sweep the snow, the prints remain until they eventually sublimate away.

Sunday, November 14, 2010

The tough lives of retirees








(The red patch on Linden's belly is the scar tissue from where her lump was removed.)

Saturday, November 13, 2010

The Athabascan Fiddlers Festival

Last night I went with a few friends to the Athabascan Fiddlers Festival. It was spectacular--groups of musicians and their fans had come from all over the Alaska village communities.

The David Salmon Tribal Hall is a beautiful building, and it was packed:


The event was kept light, friendly, and family-oriented. Alcohol and drugs were explicitly banned, and a curfew was enforced, after which no children were allowed.


So many people were dancing, from grandparents to babies in arms!


As a general rule, Alaska Natives are stoic peoples. They can be warm and friendly, but don't smile much, even when they are enjoying themselves. I figure it's a cultural thing, much like contrasting, say, Germans against American Southerners. The former may not be any less friendly or kind, but they are stoic in the face.


How cute are these kids?


Edited to add three things I had forgotten to mention:

1) This Festival goes on for three days, 12 hours a day. 36 hours of fiddling! There are a lot of Athabascan fiddlers!

2) As my friends and I were leaving, at 10 p.m., as the bands were switching over, they dimmed the lights, the crowd hushed, and an Elvis impersonator walked in. An Athabascan Elvis impersonator. He came out to the dance floor and sang and danced, while everyone watched and cheers. I must say, even by the extravagant standards of Fairbanks, that was surreal!

3) So you know that joke about Chinese people and Chinese food (What do the Chinese call Chinese food? Food. LOL)? Well, I heard this actually applied to reality, because you know what the Athabascans call the Athabascan Fiddle Festival? The Fiddle Festival. No joke!

So yesterday I cut open this perfectly ripe avocado, and found that the seed had split and decided to begin its life:

How mind-boggling is that? A tropical fruit, bursting forth with life, in a cabin surrounded by snow? I think I'm going to let it grow in my office, where it's warmer than my cabin. I can't bear to let it die!

My favorite corner of my cabin:

A roaring fire, snow falling outside. It doesn't get much better than that! (Well, if you have to be indoors. I still prefer to be skiing!)

Thursday, November 11, 2010

Miscellany

1. In honor of Veteran's Day, here is a video compilation of some really happy dogs welcoming soldiers home.

2. A late winter means river and lake ice is thinner than normal for this time of year. No fun on the Tanana yet for us.

Wednesday, November 10, 2010

I am now a Certified Safe Hunter in the State of Alaska

I passed my Hunter Education Course last night. It was nontrivial--about 3-4 hours of prep work beforehand, 5 hours in the classroom, an hour outside practicing field skills, a 50-question written exam, and a marksmanship test. The coursework emphasized firearm safety above all, with other portions (in order of diminishing emphasis) devoted to "Wildlife Conservation and Management", "Respecting the Wildlife Resource", "Survival and First Aid", "Water Safety and Hypothermia", and "Game Care".

I was deeply impressed by the instructors, who were volunteers who had hunted for decades and worked myriad relevant jobs--as a game warden, a flight instructor, a state trooper, etc. They were genuinely devoted to both firearm safety and responsible use of wildlife. They were deeply scornful of stereotypical "macho" behavior, and of any breaking of game laws or hunting ethics guidelines.

I recalled a contrasting experience I had had when I was working for a company that was transitioning to comply with the Restriction of Hazardous Substances (RoHS) Directive. RoHS is a set of guidelines that the European Union has put in place to greatly reduce and restrict the use of six known toxins, including lead, mercury, and cadmium. (For us in the semiconductor industry, the two that required the most changes from us were lead and hexavalent chromium.) So we Sili Valley folks all had to undergo pretty major process changes and training to be in compliance.

The guy who gave the introductory informational talk to my then work group was openly scornful of the RoHS directive. He rolled his eyes and threw in frequent sarcastic comments about the effete Europeans and their wussy refusal to use lead, and was very annoyed that we had to change our processes to indulge those pansies and their predilections for, what, saving the environment, or hugging trees!

The hunter education instructor, in contrast, showed a genuine respect for the laws, and none whatsoever for people who try to slip under the laws. He emphasized repeatedly that the laws are there for good, sensible reasons, for our safety and for responsible game management. He told stories and showed video footage demonstrating how people have been hurt or killed, and how uncontrolled hunting has caused huge ecological damage. With some melancholy, and in defiance of his apparent blue-collar machismo, he told us about situations before game management laws were put into place--passenger pigeons in flocks large enough to darken the sky, herds of bison whose numbers could not be counted by a human eye--and finished by reminding us that hunting limits preserve the environment for hunters and non-hunters alike. They also discussed respecting the animals--hunting humanely, using every part of the animal, and even respecting the feelings of non-hunters by keeping both gut piles and harvested meat away from public view. I was pleased to see quite a few young teenagers and preteens in the classroom absorbing these messages.

It was a fantastic class, and I cannot recommend it enough. As for myself, I probably won't take up big game hunting any time soon. Although regular readers of this blog know that I support responsible hunting and avoid eating factory-farmed meat or supporting CAFOs, I cannot justify taking down a moose for 500 some odd pounds of meat to sustain a household of one full-time and one part-time human, two dogs, and a very vegetarian rabbit. It would be ridiculous and absurdly wasteful. Even if I were to give most of the meat away, it would not be financially sensible for me. The cost of gas alone to drive out to a reasonable hunting area would cancel the cost of meat for my tiny household, even taking into account that I pay a premium for only locally-grown, family-farmed meat. Not to mention, I'd need to buy another freezer to store my giant quantity of meat, and considering that I don't eat all that much meat, it would probably be several years before I recouped that cost.

Nevertheless, I am proud to be a certified responsible hunter in the State of Alaska, even if all I hunt are paper plates, clay pigeons, and cans. :)

Tuesday, November 9, 2010

Winter: Pros and Cons

Pros:

Snow
Skiing
Aurora
Using the porch to store ice cream
Chilling beer before people come over on the porch
Cooking on the wood stove
The wood stove in general
Buying ice cream by the pint at any time of day and taking my time going home
Fluffy dogs
Fluffy wabbit
Walking on water (like Jesus!)


Cons:
Ice
Cold
Flaccid broccoli
Tomatoes that taste like plastic
Green bananas
Ice
Darkness
Ice


Cons that turn into pros:
Green bananas can be used to pound nails
Tomatoes from the supermarket can be used as projectile weapons
You can make 100000 ice cubes at once. If you'd like. And if you have ceil(100000/12) ice cube trays.

Monday, November 8, 2010

My Commute

Not always so colorful, or otherwise lively.



That is a full-color photo.