Hot off the Minor News presses, y'all!:
Man in bear costumes harasses bears in Alaska
My favorite quotes from this absolute jewel of an article:
"Authorities want to talk to a man who donned a fairly realistic bear costume - head and all - and wore it when harassing a bear and two sows trying to feed on pink salmon in an Alaska river."
"It wasn't immediately known what the man was trying to accomplish."
"'This is not the first time we've encountered a man in a bear suit,' [Alaska State Troopers spokeswoman Megan] Peters said."
I HAVE SO MANY QUESTIONS.
DON'T EVER CHANGE, ALASKA!!
1 comment:
So many questions.
yup.
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