Friday, June 21, 2013


Today, the western black rhino was officially declared extinct. Thanks, greedy poachers! Thanks idiots who think that rhino horns, which are made of keratin, have some magical properties (why don't you just chew on your dadgum fingernails instead??)!

This is why we can't have nice things! Every time we get something nice, we break it.

Maybe if we're reeeeeeeaaaaallly good for a few millennia, God will give us a few more nice things if we promise not to break them. And pulling the arms and legs off Barbie dolls and putting them on backwards doesn't count. Neither does swapping black Barbie's and white Barbie's arms and legs and making zebra Barbies. Although zebra Barbies are super cute.


mdr said...

That donkey baby looks like wearing a pair of zebra tights

hans said...

It's time overdue to have an international bounty on poachers and traffickers.