Cricket hugs

Cricket still gets very offended when we kill mosquitoes. Good thing she is still mollified by my bullshit apologies. I tell her that, "I'm sorry that what I did hurt your feelings" rather than actually apologize for killing mosquitoes. Because I'm not sorry for killing mosquitoes!

I do give her very real hugs along with my fake apologies. She is the Best Hugger.







Maybe she is Jainist. Please don't anyone tell her that her food is not vegan! Dogs cannot live healthfully as vegans, so we must lie to her and cannot fully honor her beliefs of ahimsa and Respecting All Beings. I cannot respect mosquitoes, and she needs to eat her chicken and salmon!