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Tuesday, January 22, 2008

Silicon vs. Tanana Valley

Silicon Valley Pros:
*Cushy creature comforts at job environment (e.g., instant hot water spigot in office kitchen for tea, big cushy chair, desk, and office supplies)
*Money
*Fresh tomatoes
*General efficiency of living pace

Silicon Valley Cons:
*Traffic
*10-hour workday on first day of work
*Scary aggressive drivers
*General big city malaise

Tanana Valley Pros:
*Little sled dog as handmaiden
*Snow
*Long walks in the woods
*Blueberries

Tanana Valley Cons:
*Ice
*Flaccid broccoli
*Ice
*Ice

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

"Flaccid Broccoli" would be an excellent name for a band.

Anonymous said...

"Flaccid broccoli" LOL!

The Enforcer said...

OMG, "flaccid broccoli" cracked me up!! =D

Anonymous said...

You forgot to add (wherever you are) Grumphus.

So, right now:

Silicon Valley Pro:
No Grumphus.

Silicon Valley Con:
No Millie.

Alaska Pro:
Millie.

Alaska Con:
Grumphus.

=)