Is there an award for Worst Tour Guides Ever? If so, I'd like to nominate Peggy Billingsley and Darrell Harpham, who according to our local columnist Tim Mowry, whom I trust implicitly,
took a pair of tourists from Georgia on a supposedly guided mushing tour in the White Mountains. Believe it or not, the following ensued:
1) They asked the clients to help wrestle the dogs into harnesses and hook up the team. I have done this, and it's no job for people who have no familiarity with mushing dogs! My non-Alaskan readers may have been misled by photos of my two girls calmly chillin' in the house, but in a dog yard, when it's evident that the team is going out, dogs are
crazy excited, and not easy to wrangle!
2) They let the clients go out with inadequate clothing. It's typical for mushing outfits to provide clothing to their clients for mushing tours, especially if the clients are from a warm area (such as, ahem, Georgia) and wouldn't want to purchase warm clothes just for one trip. In fact, this warm clothing is often Native fur coats and parkas, for added fun for the clients. But, bare minimum, these two jerks should have looked at their clients' clothing and said, "Honey, no. Go back into town and buy yourself some warm clothes, and then come back."
3) They had their clients each drive his or her own dog team, when neither had any experience whatsoever in doing so. As if that isn't appalling enough, they apparently didn't even teach them the basic commands!
4) They went out without two-way radios.
5) They took all of the food, water, and emergency gear on their own sleds and left their clients to fend for themselves. Even backpacking
on foot, I would
never go anywhere without carrying my own adequate provisions for spending a night alone if I have to. You just never know!
6) They got separated from their clients by up to seven miles!
7) They took out of shape dogs, who clearly don't get regular exercise. Hell, my 12-year-old girls would have been capable of the five miles that winded their poor team!
8) They blatantly lied to clients (They told them they'd take them over the Continental Divide? In the
White Mountains?!? Here is a map, see?

Source:
Wikipedia
Our local Continental Divide just happens to be, oh, the
Brooks Range! It's not in the White Mountains, forty miles North of Fairbanks!
These people make me so angry! They could have killed that couple! I'm so thankful that not only are they alive, they hadn't paid their "guides" yet and don't intend to! They should also demand that the "guides" pay for their hospital fees, and for another vacation entirely!
And to add literal insult to literal injury, apparently, after it was all over, the "guides" blamed the tourists! Ain't that the best!
Let this also be a lesson to tourists. Always Be Prepared and carry your own emergency supplies. I would
never go out into the backcountry without at least my trusty, stocked daypack with extra clothes, water, Clif Bars, and a first aid kit. Of course, this poor lady was not an outdoorswoman (she was wearing mascara for this trip, for Heaven's sake!) and trusted her husband and her tour guides to take care of her. And they threw her onto the runners of her own sled! Jerks! That woman had no business anywhere outside of the BAG on the sled!
3 April 2012 edit:
Here is another article that is more sympathetic to the guides. However, it does not refute the statements made in Mowry's column.